Breaking Into the Industry: [Multiple TG/TFs] John Maimen, a Portland bar owner, stood outside of his establishment ‘Meme Bar’ waiting for the scheduled performer to show up. Originally, the plan was for a local band called ‘Dank Stankfinger’ to play the week, but they cancelled that morning. Now his only option was some sort of magic show that he found on Craigslist in the ‘gigs’ section. “Getting caught off guard like this wasn’t part of my plan. Maybe I can bribe the band playing at ‘9gag-order’ to come here instead….” Before he could call it in, his act arrived.Breaking Into the Industry: [Multiple TG/TFs] by EmilyRees
“I’m sorry that I wasn’t here sooner. The FAA required more paperwork than usual.” John looked up slightly above eye level to see a girl, who couldn’t be older than a teenager, levitating off of the ground. “Be aware that I am an amateur when it comes to magic shows.”
“Whatever, kid. I’ll pay
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hallogallo, I am Jacques Heimendinger, otherwise known as thepsychadelicpunk [misspelling intentional]. I draw a lot of weird-ass art here, and I have a link to my webcomic below, which is weird as shit but the art is sketch-like. I am a huge fan of music (my favorite genre is Krautrock (Can, Faust)), anime, and other shit. My favorite soda is Mello Yello, which is fucking amazing (seriously, it's like the bitchin' nectar of the gods), and my favorite food is burritos. I lurk randomly around the internet, spouting out stuff that comes from nowhere.
you know how I said I was a fan of music? I lied. MUSIC IS MY LIFE. seriously. I listen to all sorts of music, play three instruments, and most importantly, collect shitloads of vinyl.
OK, back to the main topic. I use watercolor paints quite frequently, and my art is horrible. oh well, at least I try. I draw quite a bit of anthros, some collages, and other weird shit.
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